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Dear fanbrats,
No, I don't love you. Or your superpowers; they're scary. No, I will not let you bear my children; I'm too young for that! No, we are not "BFF"; I've never seen any of you before. No, I will not tell you about my sex life. Don't you dare start writing things about me and posting them for everyone to read. You're doing it wrong. Please stop trying to rip my clothes off.
Sincerely, Roxas
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